User Profile

Welkom aan mijn dagboek!
Bienvenue à mon journal!
Willkommen zu meinem Journal!
Upodokhé sto periodiko mou!
Benvenuto al mio giornale!
Boa vinda a meu jornal!
Bienvenidos a mi diario!
Dobro pozhalovat' v moy zhurnal!

Now that I've gotten all that linguistic nonsense out of the way and acquiesced to my international readers, I can get to the daunting task of introducing my modest, humble self! Why biographies are considered protocol and proper etiquette on an online journal is a little incomprehensible and orthodox to me: the entire thing sketches episodes of the user's life in far much greater detail than these few paragraphs ever will. It's beyond sufficient to simply read the journal and classify the writer as one wishes. I'm not in the position to debate tradition, however, and seeing that I'm anal about leaving fields blank in my profile (unless it's my contact information; horny paedophiles need to keep their distance), I'll comply and fill this out for you, my fans! </bombastic>

Beetje goes by many names and even I've forgotten some of them. He does not, however, have as many monikers as his dear friend llyan and he's blessed in that sense. Some of these pet names include, but are not limited to, Alejandro, Dro, Boyman, The Pad King, and The Hispanic Caucasian. You can call me any which tickles your fancy, but the latter three are more personal and derive from inside jokes. I'm a teenage boy trying to make his way down the road of life or something equally as sappy and nauseating. I have obsessive-compulsive tendencies which leads me to believe that I have obsessive-compulsive disorder, but it hasn't been diagnosed so I'm not making any guarantees. Major evidence to this is the fact that I have a dinner schedule during the week, although weekends are somewhat of a free-for-all. I'm also generally obsessive and I've found myself a part of many fandoms, such as Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Hey Arnold, Friends, Will & Grace, Alias, The OC, Big Brother, American Idol, the Amazing Race, and John Kerry. I'll be prone to excessive bouts of professing my love to various fandoms, so if you have a superiority complex and consider that juvenile, leave now. I'm a liberal and have an open mind and I've composed paragraphs on my stance over today's most pressing issues, but they're long and they won't be posted here. I have a tendency to rant incoherently about things that make me excited and it'll often come off as immature, so don't go off sobbing because you're associated with me: you've been warned.

Here's a glimpse of other character traits or whatever about me that I didn't place up there because I'm not striving for an organisation badge or anything:
* I'm Sagittarius.
* I love Europe and everything about it.
* I'm a stickler about grammar and use of language, so if I see you inconsiderately mutating the English language for your own convenience, except a barrage of textbooks to be pelted in your general direction.
* I watch CNN.
* I watch Teen Girl Squad.
* My mind is often in the gutter, so if you say something that resembles innuendo, expect a stifled laugh.
* I watch television in unhealthy amounts.
* I'm allergic to wallpaper remover.
* Finally, my sandals were made in Germany.

Now that you've read this lengthy waste of space, go on to the real bio: my journal!!!

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